Wat u Think abt LOVE???

“Love means exposing yourself to the pain of being hurt, deeply hurt by someone you trust.”
“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain.

Ban Ju Gal???

Date: April 18, 2008
Venue: Chandigarh(A 5 Star Hotel)
Event: Road Show of Canadian Universities
Time: 1:30PM
Characters: Sunil Dogra
Gurpreet Basra
Priya
Divya {Priya’s Frnd}

Subah se hi main aur Basra Chandigarh aaye hue the.Basre ko Canadian Road Show me jaana tha,aur main whela banda dhakke se hi uske saath fas gya tha.

Bus me Basre ko pt alga k he got 7.5 bands in IELTS(adde khante ch 50 waar das taa saale ne),so he was happy n I was cnfused(eh ho kiwen gya????)

So we reached the destination aur wo bhi sirf 2 ghante late(wow…amazing naa???)
Hotel to badia tha…(aur pta hai usme AC bhi tha…haaaaa)

Reception par SOFA set the aur Hotel Staff uspe baithne ko allow bhi kar rha tha.To main baith gya.Basra sahib ander interview dene chale gaye.Unhe kam se kam 2 yaa 3 ghante lagne the. To main 2- 3 ghante k liye bilkul whela tha

2:00 k karib 2 ladkiyaan aayin…sayad 10+2 ki thin,and mere samne wake SOFa par baith gayin.Ab kuch karne ko tha nhi aur un ladkion k alawa mujhe kuch dikh bhi nhi raha tha,so maine unse baat krne ki koshish ki….

Me : Aapki flight kab hai?
Div :wat?
Me: Aapki flight kab hai Canada ki?Suna hai ye sab ko Canada bhej rahen hain aaj hi
Pri: ha ha..nhi aaj nhi…kch din baad
Me: Oh mujhe lga aaj hi…to aapko bhi jaana hai Canada?
Pri: Haan.Tabhi to aaye hain.
Me: Canada jaoge to yahaan ka kya hoga?
Div: Kya?
Me: Mera matlab desh ka talent bahar jayega to India ka kya hoga…
Div: Yahi matlab tha??
Me: Haan…par India ko nuksaan aur bhi hoga.Aap gye to ladkon ka kya hoga!!!
Pri: Kyun?
Me: Don’t take in wrong sense. India me waise hi sex ratio kam hai.Aaap dono gyi ton aour gir jayegi.

Priya & Divya both laughed
Div: k…interesting
Me: Interesting nhi Mam Tragedy hai ye aur aap has rahi hain?
Div: 2 k jaane se kya hoga?
Me: Boond Boond se sagar bharta hai madam.Agar sab yahi sochengi to ho gya banta dhar.
Div: Sahi hai...waise aap ne nhi jaana Canada?
Me: Jana hai...par mujhe jaane nhi dete.
Div: Kyun?
Me: Kehte hain aap over talented,over qualified hain.
Div: To aap krte kya hain?
Me: 3 saal se 10+2 pe research kr rha hun…poori nhi hui.
Pri: Oh..kya baat hai?
Me: Yahi baat hai ji.
Div: To yahaan kaise?
Me: Bharatwasion ko SEE OFF krne aaya hun.Socha sayad koi dost ban jaye…
Pri: To bana koi?
Me: Pichle das minute se koshish kar raha hun Sayad agle das minute me ban jaye.
Div: oh oh

…………..to kya hua aage…..janiye agle blog me

Anant Udaan

kuch din pehle maine ek pakshi dekha....goin frm one branch to another of tree.....and than from one tree to another

kabhi yahaan ghosla banana suru karta to kabhi vahaan....adha ghosla banta to beech main hi chodh kar doosri jagah banana suru kar deta

bahut din nikal gaye....es baar maine phir wahi pakshi dekha...fir talaash karta hua apne ghar ki....

door se dikh raheen theen uski kee huin aadhi adhoori koshishen,uske aadhe adoore sapne aur uska aadha ghar....phir bhi bhatak raha tha edhar udhar apne asli manjil ki talaash main

even today i didnt find myself different from that bird,just roaming here and their in search of final destination and having a

Aimless Flight...Anant Udaan

SHITAR -O-SHITRI AT TAGORE

DATE June 31,2007

4:45
paper khatam ho chukka tha……aur mera erada tha hostel jaa ke sone ka.tabhi I see Mushki...oneof my good frnds.he say in his very lazy style”chal yaaaaaaaaaar dogreaaaaaaaa movie dekhan chaliyeeeee”
Mere sir main dard tha so I simply refused.phir hum book issue karwane ke liye MEENA ji ke saath chal pade library.Mere charan dekhte hi library ke darwaze band ho gaye. Hawaon ne apna rukh badal liya.sign board ulte ho gaye.billiaan (cats) apna rasta badal ke mera rasta katne lagin…. Par main chalta raha aur akhir book issue karwa li.

5:30
hamara GANG pauhanch gaya tha SR. Ab sab jane ke mood me the.but i was still refusing. Par mujh garib aur kamjor insaan ka koi jor na chala….phir hame jana hi pada…..

6:15
we were going toward gate..par main verka ruk gaya kucj khan eke liye.after 10 min we all started to a WALK ON THE LONELY ROAD. Jab AUTO kiya hi tha to MUSHKI ji juice peene chale gaye…Then hamesha ki tarah 30 min se bhi late paunche.Scene chal raha tha MAYA GANG ki intro ka.INTRO of their Sharp Shooter…Tushaar Kapur.WAt a comedy scene…rearlly gud.Interwel tak to Comedy achi thi…MAYA GANG daraa raha tha aur log hamari baton par has rahe the.

7:55
INTERVEL ho gaya..hamare GANG me se awaaz aayi…OYE IDEA KIHDA SI????? Phir ek aur buland awaaz DOGRE DA!!! Phir ek saath BULAND NAARE -----MAAROOOOO
Basre ne 2 laga deen…aur main kamjor insaan baith gaya….

8:10
INTERVEL khatam…agla half to aur bhi comedy tha…..sabse jyada to “e ganpat…daru laade” (Par saala GANPAT tha kaun?)

9:00
THE END… Big B aur Diya Mirza(aaye hayeeeeeeeee) ke question ke baad maine phir awaaz lagai “AJJ FILM DEKHAN LAYI JYADA UTSUK KAUN SI??”
Bahut saari awaazen PAPPUUUUUUU
Phir maine pappu ko do laga deen.
Issi ke saath SHOOTOUT AT LOKANDWALA ke saath hamare
SHITAR -O-SHITRI AT TAGORE

ka show bhi khatam hua
Hope u enjoy tat…..

OUR GANG

Raman ----- Nesty
Nitin ----- BR(don’t ask full foam)
Vikram Meena ----- Sweet Poisen
Basra ------ Mehso
Honey ----- Pappuuuuuuuuuuu
Gagan ----- Grudge 3
.............and it the END
ME

Dogra ..................The DON

KAL HO NA HO

Life is a game of cards. A good player can get bad cards and a bad player can get good cards. But the game depends on the player not on cards. Bad player can loose in spite of having good cards and Good one can win with bad cards just by his game.
So it doesn’t matter what u got the thing which matter is how u do!!!
A best player didn’t do best, he did HIS best.
So cheer up.do pal ki is zindgi main sirf time ki kammi hai.so do best u can do.enjoy every moment.pata nahi ye sama
KAL HO NA HO!!!

Thakkenelia or Saturnalia???

I know that i m very late for this post but "Kabhi Nahi Se Der Bhali".
So lets talk about our national level fest SATURNALIA or Thakkenelia???
U will ask why it is Thakkenelia.So lets prove Saturnalia is Thakkenelia!

Proof1. More than Half of the Money was recoverd from students mainly Hosteliers.Bas jawakan nu fasa ke rakh ta.

Proof2. Poora sem GURDAS MANN kahte rahe aur end main Thakke nal Jassi bula liya.

Proof3. Kayi events main bahar se koi team nahi aayi.Aur jisme aayi usme Thapar ko Thakke Se 1st ya 2nd kar diya.

Proof4. Discipline comm. ne kissi bahar wale ko ander aane nahe diya aur apne saathion ko Thakke se ghusa liya.

Proof5. Ek hi poster ko Thakke se har jagah laga diya.

Proof6. Har dramatics ke event main Thakke se mujhe daal liya

So hence proved that Saturnalia=Thakkenelia

hamara KURUSHETRA!!!

KURUSHETRA:



har insaan Arjun hai,

Har samay Dwapar,

Har jagah hai ek...

KURUSHETRA

...By ME!(mere blog ch main hi likhonga)

KURUSHETRA hai ek karam bhoomi.Jahan par har koi apne karam karta hai aur uska fall(fruit) prapat karta hai.Koi jeet jata hai aur koi haar.Par karam to karna hi padta hai.

Par karam bhi do tarah ke hain.Acha aur Bura.Ab acha kya hai aur bura kya kissi ko nahi pata.Bas jo Pandit Ji acha kahen woh acha aur jisse bura kahen woh bura.Hame apna dimag lagane ki kya jaroorat hai???

Par phir bhi shatir aur shararti dimag sochta to hai.Kehte hain(kaun kehta hai pata nahi)....

Mandir todho Masjid todho

par e bande kisi ka dil mat todho

Ek dil hi to saaf cheez hoti hai jahan bhagwan rehta hai. baki insaan hai hi kya,jhooth ka kafan lapete hue ik chalti firti laash!!!

Jo hota hai ache ke liye hota hai.Main nahi kehta tumhari GITA me likha hai.( from movie AKS).To kya acha bura sab phelle se decided ha?to phir hum itna sochte kyun hain kuch karne se phele?Jo mann me aata hai karo.Who is the world to stop us!!! Par phir Mahapurush apne aap ko badalne ko kyun kehte hain?( unhone AKS nahi dekhi ya GITA nahi padi?) .

Mujhe to kuch samaj nahi aaya.Sayad aap ko aaya ho.If yes,kindly tell me..........

Is 'THIS' a tribute???

Today on 23rd of March 23, 2007 we remember some of our great soldiers Saheed Bhagat Singh , Rajguru and Sukhdev . Yesterday on 22 March lke every year one notice was on Notice Board requesting all boyz to wear Kurta Pajama n Turban and Salwar Kamiz for girls.
So on the same day many volunteers come with turbans.Most of them were the ppl who didn’t know anything abt ‘Pooni’ or ‘Kesh’ but still they come with Turbon either to pay tribute or to make fun.
I ask some of 2nd year guyz abt Bhagat Singh but they aid we didn’t know much(What a shame!). So than I start thinking is only turban or kura pajama is tribute to that warrior???

“Saheedo ki chitaon par lagenge har baras mele,
Watan par marne walon ka yahi baki nishan hoga”
We r working on the same lines.mela lagao aur bhul jao.

What we r doing for the values and morals for which he gave his life? Bhagat Singh gave life for the dissimilarity British people do with us. They(Bhagat and his frnds) fight for their rights, for our fights.They fight for right of equality!!!
Brithishers do the same with us wat we do wit any Ricksaw wala or with any other whom we call ‘Bahiya’.So today we have to expect another Bhagat Singh(or Bhagat Ram) from that side.They also have self respect.They are also Indians.They also have rights and they can fight for their rights and respect.
Today if we really want to pay homage to that great son of Punjab we have to pay attention towards his morals all over the life not on a special day.We have to pay respect every Indian every Human and fight for our right and glory (along with other’s)as he did .